Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Tis The Season - Vintage China Plate
To FUCK OFF by 9pm
£16.00
Out of stock
For the party host who loves Christmas… but also their bedtime. This vintage medium plate blends delicate florals with a brutal truth: ’Tis the Season to Fuck Off by 9pm. Festive, funny, and guaranteed to get a knowing nod from half your guests.
🍽️ Medium vintage plate (approx. 6/7in)
✨ One-of-a-kind – no repeats, no restocks
🎨 Hand-altered with decal & sealed for sass
🚫 Decorative only – not food safe
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Delicate. Disobedient. Delightfully rude.
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