Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Tis The Season - Vintage China Plate

To FUCK OFF by 9pm

£16.00

Out of stock

For the party host who loves Christmas… but also their bedtime. This vintage medium plate blends delicate florals with a brutal truth: ’Tis the Season to Fuck Off by 9pm. Festive, funny, and guaranteed to get a knowing nod from half your guests.

🍽️ Medium vintage plate (approx. 6/7in)
✨ One-of-a-kind – no repeats, no restocks
🎨 Hand-altered with decal & sealed for sass
🚫 Decorative only – not food safe