Get in Touch (Without being a dick)

Got a question, idea, compliment, or sweary plate emergency? You’re in the right place.
Whether you're chasing a custom order, wondering if a plate is still available, or just want to tell me I’m a genius — I’d love to hear from you.

Use the form below to send a message, and I’ll get back to you as soon as possible (usually within 1–2 working days, unless I’m elbow-deep in decals or drinking tea while avoiding responsibilities).

I run Swears of Joy as a one-woman show, so every message you send goes directly to me — no bots, no call centres, just me and my inbox (and maybe a snack).

Need-to-knows:

• Custom Orders:
  Got a very specific sweary vision in mind? Head to the Custom Orders page first — it’s got all the details. Then drop me a message.

• Collaborations & Stockist Enquiries:
  Wanna sell my stuff or feature me somewhere fab? Slide into my inbox — I’m all ears (and mild social anxiety).

• General Questions:
  Yes, all items are decorative only.
  Yes, I make everything myself.
  No, I won’t put hate speech on a plate — even for money.

I aim to respond to all messages quickly, and I genuinely appreciate you taking the time to reach out. Whether it’s a random idea, a lovely review, or just a sweary hello — don’t be shy.

Talk soon,
Kate x
Swears of Joy