Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Small Vintage Plates - Small in Size. Huge in Attitude
Welcome to the Small Plates collection — perfectly sized pieces of vintage sass that deliver maximum attitude without taking over your wall. Each small plate begins as reclaimed vintage china, chosen for its florals, borders or charming artwork. Then it gets transformed with a cheeky phrase, bold truth or beautifully rude comment that turns something traditionally delicate into something unapologetically funny.
These plates are ideal for gallery walls, tiny statement moments, gifting, or adding a flash of personality to a space that needs a laugh. Whether you lean towards sarcasm, feminist fire, full-on filth or sweet-and-sweary humour, every small plate is handmade and completely one-of-a-kind — no repeats, no remakes, no mass production. Once a design finds its forever home, that’s it.
If you love the idea of bold humour on a small but mighty canvas, you’re in exactly the right place. Grab the one that makes you smirk before someone else claims it.
Prefer something larger? Explore the Medium Vintage Plates collection.
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