Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
🎁 SECRET SANTA – THE SWEARY SURPRISE EDITION 🎁
Think you're brave enough to buy a gift without knowing what it says?
Wrapped in festive paper and packed with potty-mouthed personality, each Secret Santa saucer is a mystery until it's unwrapped. Could be "Twat", could be "Bitch", could be something your nan would have to clutch her pearls over.
💋 Each one is a completely unique, one-off piece
🎄 You won't know what it says ‘til you open it
💣 There's only 20 available
🎁 Perfect for Secret Santa, stocking fillers, dinner parties, someone who deserves a festive f*ck-off or family Christmas Lunch
🚫 Not for the faint of heart. Or Karen.
🎄 Christmas deadlines: Custom orders close 30 Nov • UK post 15 Dec • Digital gift cards always available
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