Terms & Conditions

The important bits

• Swears of Joy creates one-of-a-kind decorative vintage china and designs fine bone china mugs featuring humour, sarcasm and the occasional swear word.

• Every vintage china piece is individually designed and genuinely one of a kind. Gentle signs of age may be present as part of the character of vintage china.

• All vintage china is sold for decorative use only and is not intended for food or drink use.

• Fine bone china mugs are brand new and individually designed by Swears of Joy. Unlike the vintage china, mugs may be produced in small batches, so the same design may be available more than once.

• By placing an order, you agree to:

  • Read the product description before purchasing.

  • Understand that vintage items may show gentle signs of age as part of their character.

  • Appreciate that the occasional swear word, sarcasm and cheeky humour is simply part of the Swears of Joy personality.

I reserve the right to refuse or cancel any order that appears fraudulent, contains incorrect information, or otherwise raises genuine concerns. Any cancelled order will receive a full refund.

If you have any questions before ordering, just shout - [contact me here]

✈️ Shipping & Order Terms

Swears of Joy currently ships to the following countries:
🇬🇧 United Kingdom · 🇺🇸 United States · 🇨🇦 Canada · 🇦🇺 Australia · 🇳🇿 New Zealand

Orders placed from countries outside these destinations will be cancelled and refunded.

All orders are sent using tracked delivery services and packed with care in sturdy boxes (we don't do flimsy). Everything is wrapped to help it arrive safely — because no one wants their sass arriving in shards.

If you're not sure about anything, feel free to get in touch before placing your order. We're always happy to help.

Just shout [contact me here]

⚖️ Governing Law

These terms and conditions are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of England and Wales. By using this website or placing an order, you agree to submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of England and Wales in the event of any disputes.