Terms & Conditions

Let’s keep it simple:

• You’re buying a repurposed item of vintage china, often featuring sassy, rude, or profane phrases.

• No two items are exactly the same — that’s part of the charm.

• By placing an order, you’re agreeing to:

  • Accept that your piece may have signs of age (that’s vintage, darling)

  • Read the product descriptions before checkout

  • Not be surprised when the item is gloriously sweary

I reserve the right to refuse an order if it looks dodgy or if you're rude — I swear on china, not at people....

Just shout - [contact me here]

✈️ Shipping & Order Terms

Swears of Joy currently ships to the following countries:
🇬🇧 United Kingdom · 🇪🇺 Selected EU countries · 🇺🇸 United States · 🇨🇦 Canada · 🇦🇺 Australia · 🇳🇿 New Zealand

Orders from countries outside this list will be cancelled and refunded — not to be rude, just to keep things safe, simple, and secure.

All items are shipped using tracked services and packed with care in rigid boxes (we don’t do flimsy). Everything is wrapped to protect it from postal drama — because no one wants their sass arriving in shards.

We reserve the right to cancel and refund any order that raises red flags, including but not limited to:

• Suspicious or mismatched shipping details

• Orders placed from unsupported countries

• Anything that gives us a "hmm, this feels off" vibe

If you're not sure about anything, feel free to get in touch before placing your order. We're always happy to help — and yes, you're talking to a real person.

⚖️ Governing Law

These terms and conditions are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of England and Wales. By using this website or placing an order, you agree to submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of England and Wales in the event of any disputes.