Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
The Drugs Don't Work - Ceramic Coping Mechanisms
A collection for anyone who’s ever sighed loudly in a pharmacy queue or stared into the void with a cuppa and no hope.
From “Cocaine Plate” to “Pot for Weed,” these pieces take drug references and wrap them in florals, fine china, and pure disbelief.
Zero chill. Zero subtlety. Zero pharmaceuticals.
Just vintage ceramics and a bit of beautifully unhinged self-awareness.
Because sometimes, the drugs don’t work — but a sweary plate comes close.
Coping. Cursing. Collectible.
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Handmade in the UK. One piece at a time.
Delicate. Disobedient. Delightfully rude.
What would your Nan say?
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