Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Let’s be honest: these aren’t mass-produced mugs from a high street chain. Each piece is made with a mix of delicate vintage china and utter cheek — and no two are alike.
That said, here’s how I handle returns:
Returns Policy:
You’ve got 14 days from receiving your item to get in touch if something’s wrong.
Because these are handmade and one-off, I can’t offer exchanges — but I will absolutely sort it if it’s damaged in the post or not what you ordered.
Refunds:
If your item arrives damaged, send me a photo within 3 days of delivery.
If we agree on a refund, I’ll sort it within 5 working days via your original payment method.
You’ll be responsible for return postage (unless the error’s mine).
No Refunds For:
Change of mind
“I didn’t realise it had that word on it” — it did, and that’s kind of the point
Returns & Refunds
Any other questions? Just shout - [contact me here]
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