Kitchen Bitchery

Because the dishes aren’t the only ones throwing shade.

This collection is made for the unappreciated hosts, the reluctant dinner party survivors, and anyone who’s ever muttered “fuck this” while wiping down a hob. Expect sass, sarcasm, and perfectly plated rage — all dressed up in vintage florals.

These aren’t for eating off. They’re for making a statement between the dishwasher and your dwindling will to cook.

Passive aggression never looked so pretty.