Kitchen Bitchery

Welcome to the Kitchen Bitchery collection — a tribute to everyone who cooks with love, chaos, sarcasm and the occasional violent whisper of “for f*’s sake.” These plates bring together the charm of vintage china with the brutal honesty of real-life kitchen moments. Whether you’re a stress-baker, a culinary wizard, a microwave meal connoisseur or someone who swears at the oven more than you swear at people, you’ll find something here that speaks directly to your soul.**

Every piece begins as reclaimed vintage china, chosen for its character, florals or classic designs, before being transformed with a sweary, sharp or sarcastic phrase. Handmade, one-of-a-kind and never repeated, these plates make brilliant gifts for home cooks, hosts, food lovers or anyone who wants their décor to be just as honest as their attitude.

If your kitchen is the heart of the home — and a safe space to yell at inanimate objects — you’re among friends here.

Looking for sass beyond the kitchen? Explore the Medium Plates collection.