✨ See the Sass in Person

Markets, mayhem, and handmade china that says what you’re thinking. Catch me at the UK’s best indie markets, craft fairs, and gloriously sweary events.

“Because nothing says ‘holier-than-thou’

like a plate that’s said worse.”

“Catch me in the wild.

I’ll be the one swearing at crockery.”

📩 Want Me to Crash Your Event?

I bring the china, the sass, and dangerously enthusiastic attitude to markets, fairs, and festivals.

Hit the contact button and give us your event details.

📚Signing in Wonderland

📍 Eastwood Hall, Mansfield Road, Nottingham
🗓 Saturday 25th July 10 - 4pm
📚🛍️🍽️💃 Immerse yourself in a world of wonder and imagination as you’re transported into a storybook realm, complete with breathtaking décor, amazing authors, vendors, and unforgettable experience

🎨Coventry Indie Market

📍 Cannon Park, Coventry, CV4 7EH

🗓 Friday 3rd July 9am - 5pm, Saturday 4th July 9am - 5pm.
🎉 ACM CIC is a community interest company, ran by volunteers who raise money for local charities and community groups by hosting events and markets, in and around the Nuneaton, Hinckley, Coventy.

🎨MK Handmade & Vintage Fair

📍Centre:MK Milton Keynes MK9 3ES

🗓 Saturday 5th September 9 - 6pm Sunday 6th 10.30 - 5pm

🎉 A treasure trove of cherry-picked and individually invited exhibitors, showcasing only the most original, high quality and affordable handmade and vintage collectables.

🖤Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar

📍 The Nightingale 18 Kent Street, Birmingham B5 6RD
🗓 Saturday 13th June 12pm – 6pm
🖤 Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar (BBB) is an alternative lifestyle and fetish market rooted in community, creativity, and connection.

🎨The Garage Sunday Market

📍 The Garage, 63 High Road, Chilwell NG9 4AJ
🗓 Sunday 28th June 10am - 2pm
🎉 Nottinghamshire’s biggest weekly market, The Garage Market brings together some of the highest quality traders of craft, vintage, food and drink to create one of the Midlands’ most popular independent urban market halls.

🎨Nuneaton Indie Market

📍 Queens Road, Nuneaton

🗓 Sunday 5th July 10 - 5pm. 3rd July 9am - 5pm.
🎉 ACM CIC is a community interest company, ran by volunteers who raise money for local charities and community groups by hosting events and markets, in and around the Nuneaton, Hinckley, Coventy.

🖤Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar

📍 The Nightingale 18 Kent Street, Birmingham B5 6RD
🗓 Saturday 11th July 12pm – 6pm
🖤 Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar (BBB) is an alternative lifestyle and fetish market rooted in community, creativity, and connection.

🦇North Manchester Alt Market

📍 Old School Rooms, Long Street, Middleton M24 6UN

🗓 Sunday 19th July 11 - 4pm.
Bringing you an eclectic mix of gothic & alternative artists

🦇Stalls from the Crypt North Manchester Alt Market

📍 Canalhouse, 48 - 52 Canal Street, Nottingham

🗓 Sunday 26th July 11 - 4pm.
We are a goth / punk / rock / emo / geeky / alt community so you will find lots of stalls that match this! Expect weird and wonderful, strange and unusual, dark and delectable.