✨ See the Sass in Person

Markets, mayhem, and handmade china that says what you’re thinking. Catch me at the UK’s best indie markets, craft fairs, and gloriously sweary events.

🎃 Get Crafted – Halloween Market

📍 Firebug Bar, Leicester LE1 5JN
🗓 Sunday 26th October, 12pm – 5pm
✨ Indie makers, strong drinks & handmade horror.
🎟 Free Entry | 10 Makers Only

“Because nothing says ‘holier-than-thou’

like a plate that’s said worse.”

“Smaller plates. Bigger statements.

Custom orders always available — if you dare.”

“Catch me in the wild.

I’ll be the one swearing at crockery.”

📩 Want Me to Crash Your Event?

I bring the china, the sass, and dangerously enthusiastic attitude to markets, fairs, and festivals.

Hit the contact button and give us your event details.

From Birmingham to Banbury, Leicester to Leamington — I bring sarcastic ceramic chaos to the UK’s most fabulous markets.

🌑 Alternative Artisan Market

📍 Secret Space, 30–34 River Street, Birmingham B5 5SA
🗓 Saturday 23rd November, 10am – 4pm
✨ Indie makers, zero beige, all sass.

🎄 Morbid Makers Christmas Market

📍 Oddfellows Hall, 17 Greengate St, Stafford ST16 2HP
🗓 Saturday 29th November, 10am – 5pm
✨ Festive spirit with a spooky twist.

✨ Middleton Christmas Artisan Fair

📍 Middleton Hall & Gardens, Tamworth B78 2AE
🗓 Saturday 6th December & Sunday 7th December, 11am – 4pm
✨ Seasonal sass in a historic setting.

✨ Bulkington Christmas Light Switch On

📍 Leicester Street, Bulkington
🗓 Friday 14th November, 4pm - 9pm.
✨ Indie makers, zero beige, all sass.

🛍 Hinckley Indie Market

📍 Market Place & The Borough, Hinckley LE10 1NU
🗓 Sunday 30th November, 10am – 3pm
✨ Local makers, indie treasures, sweary china included.

🖤 Misfits Market (Christmas)

📍 Queens Hall, Queens Road, Nuneaton
🗓 Sunday 14th November, 11am - 4pm
✨ Indie makers, zero beige, all sass.

🎄 Christmas Market

📍 Royal Pump Rooms, Leamington Spa
🗓 Saturday 13th December 11am – 4pm
✨ Seasonal sass in a historic setting.