✨ See the Sass in Person

Markets, mayhem, and handmade china that says what you’re thinking. Catch me at the UK’s best indie markets, craft fairs, and gloriously sweary events.

“Because nothing says ‘holier-than-thou’

like a plate that’s said worse.”

“Catch me in the wild.

I’ll be the one swearing at crockery.”

📩 Want Me to Crash Your Event?

I bring the china, the sass, and dangerously enthusiastic attitude to markets, fairs, and festivals.

Hit the contact button and give us your event details.

🔥DV8 Bazaar

📍 Hartlip, Sittingbourne, Kent
🗓 Sunday 29th March 1 – 6pm
💀 Alt makers, kink, zero beige allowed. 18+

😈 Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar

📍 The Nightingale Club, Kent Street, Birmingham
🗓 Saturday 14th March 12 – 6pm
💀 Alt makers, kink, zero beige allowed. 18+

😈 Hex Leeds Market

📍 Left Bank, Cardigan Road, Burley, Leeds LS6 1SJ
🗓 Sunday 22nd March 6 – 10pm
💀 Alt makers, kink, zero beige allowed. 18+

😈 Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar

📍 The Nightingale Club, Kent Street, Birmingham
🗓 Saturday 11th April 12 – 5pm
💀 Alt makers, kink, zero beige allowed. 18+

✨The Garage Vintage Market

📍 The Garage, Chilwell, Nottingham NG9 4AJ

🗓 Sunday 12th April 10am – 2pm
✨ Indie makers, & vintage, good vibes, excellent people-watching.

🦇Bristol Alternative Market

📍 Priory Visitor Centre, 6 Priory Row, Coventry
🗓 Saturday 18th April 11am – 4pm
🖤 An Inclusive event by the alt community FOR the alt community

✨Tamworth Indie Market

📍 Ankerside Shopping Centre, Tamworth B79 7LG
🗓 Sunday 19th April 10am – 3pm
✨ Indie makers, & small business, good vibes, excellent people-watching.

🌷 Kirby Muxloe Community Market

📍 Kirkby Muxloe Village Hall, Station Road, Kirby Muxloe LE9 2EQ
🗓 Sunday 26th April 10am – 2pm
✨ Community Makers Market, good vibes, excellent people-watching.