Come and see Swears of Joy In Person.

Every market is a little different.

My vintage china is completely one of a kind, so no two stalls are ever exactly the same. I carefully choose which plates, trinkets and statement pieces come with me to each event, alongside a selection of my hand-pressed fine bone china mugs. Some mug collections are available all year, while others only make an appearance for a season.

If you've fallen in love with a particular vintage piece or mug on the website, just get in touch before the event. If it's still available, I'll happily bring it along for you.

You'll find all my upcoming markets below, together with dates, locations and any booking links where available.

“Because nothing says ‘holier-than-thou’

like a plate that’s said worse.”

“Catch me in the wild.

I’ll be the one swearing at crockery.”

📩 Want Me to Crash Your Event?

I bring the china, the sass, and dangerously enthusiastic attitude to markets, fairs, and festivals.

Hit the contact button and give us your event details.

🎨MK Handmade & Vintage Fair (Autumn)

📍Centre:MK Milton Keynes MK9 3ES

🗓 Saturday 5th September 9 - 6pm Sunday 6th 10.30 - 5pm

🎉 A treasure trove of cherry-picked and individually invited exhibitors, showcasing only the most original, high quality and affordable handmade and vintage collectables.

🖤Alternative Artisans Market- Lincoln

📍 The Engine Shed, Lincoln Students' Union, Brayford Pool, Lincoln, LN6 7TS

🗓 Sunday 16th August 12pm – 4pm

🖤 Alternative Artisans empowers distinctive craftspeople who dare to be different.

🌈 Birmingham Queer Market

📍 Nightingale Club, Kent Street, Birmingham.

🗓 Saturday 22nd August 12pm – 6pm

Quarterly community market for the Queer, Quirky, and Quinky of Birmingham

🛍️ Hinckley Indie Market

📍 Britannia Shopping Centre, Hinckley

🗓 Sunday 30th August 10pm – 3pm

CIC Community Markets for small, local, independent businesses