✨ See the Sass in Person

Markets, mayhem, and handmade china that says what you’re thinking. Catch me at the UK’s best indie markets, craft fairs, and gloriously sweary events.

“Because nothing says ‘holier-than-thou’

like a plate that’s said worse.”

“Catch me in the wild.

I’ll be the one swearing at crockery.”

📩 Want Me to Crash Your Event?

I bring the china, the sass, and dangerously enthusiastic attitude to markets, fairs, and festivals.

Hit the contact button and give us your event details.

🌷 Kirby Muxloe Community Market

📍 Kirkby Muxloe Village Hall, Station Road, Kirby Muxloe LE9 2EQ
🗓 Sunday 26th April 10am – 1pm
✨ Community Makers Market, good vibes, excellent people-watching.

🛍️ Nuneaton Indie Market

📍 Queens Road & Nuneaton Town Centre.
🗓 Sunday 3rd May 10am – 4pm
✨ Indie makers, & small business, good vibes, excellent people-watching.

🖤Artisans Alternative Market

📍 Secret Space, 30 - 34 River Street, Digbeth B5 5SA
🗓 Sunday 17th May 12pm – 5pm
🖤 Showcase of genuine handmade treasures from artisans across the kink, fetish, goth, and alternative communities, all crafted/independent makers.

📚Smut Club

📍 Seven Oaks Inn, Stanton by Dale DE7 4QU
🗓 Saturday 30th May 7.30pm – 11.30pm
😈 The first rule of Smut Club?
What happens in Smut Club… stays in Smut Club.

🎨Derby Makers Market

📍 Derby Market Hall,

🗓 Sunday 31st May 11am - 3pm
🎉 Discover a specially-curated makers market at Derby Market Hall this May, as part of our 160th anniversary celebrations.