Come and see Swears of Joy In Person.

Every market is a little different.

My vintage china is completely one of a kind, so no two stalls are ever exactly the same. I carefully choose which plates, trinkets and statement pieces come with me to each event, alongside a selection of my hand-pressed fine bone china mugs. Some mug collections are available all year, while others only make an appearance for a season.

If you've fallen in love with a particular vintage piece or mug on the website, just get in touch before the event. If it's still available, I'll happily bring it along for you.

You'll find all my upcoming markets below, together with dates, locations and any booking links where available.

“Because nothing says ‘holier-than-thou’

like a plate that’s said worse.”

“Catch me in the wild.

I’ll be the one swearing at crockery.”

📩 Want Me to Crash Your Event?

I bring the china, the sass, and dangerously enthusiastic attitude to markets, fairs, and festivals.

Hit the contact button and give us your event details.

🍂 The Leamington Makers Market

📍 Royal Pump Rooms, Parade, Royal Leamington Spa.

🗓 Saturday 3rd & Sunday 4th October 11am - 4pm
🧺🎀 Showcasing the very best of Warwickshire's Artisans, makers, designers and independent businesses.

🎨 Otherworld Art Market

📍 Hitchin Town Hall, Brand Street Hitchin SG5 1HX

🗓 Sunday 20th September 11am – 4pm
🖤 Handmade Goods, Oddities & Curiosities from small independent artists & businesses

🖤 Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar

📍 Nightingale Club, Kent Street, Birmingham.

🗓 Saturday 10th October 12pm – 6pm

🕷️🕸️🎃 Halloween Market & Afterparty
Alternative Lifestyle Market taking kink out of the closet since 1999.

🦇🎃 Coventry Alternative Market

📍 The Box @ Fargo Village, Coventry.

🗓 Saturday 17th October 11pm – 4pm

🕷️🕸️🎃 Halloween Market Coventry's very own Alternative Market!

Celebrating individuality and quirks. Platforming nerds, oddities, weirdos, creatives and artisans.

🦇👻Leicester Guildhall Alternative Market

📍 Leicester Guildhall, Guildhall Lane, Leicester.

🗓 Sunday 25th October 11pm – 4pm

🕷️🕸️🎃 The Guildhall will be hosting its first Alternative market.

Alternative creators, makers, and curators of curiosities to join us for a day inside one of Leicester’s most atmospheric buildings.

This is a celebration of the weird and the wonderful

🖤Alternative Artisans Market- Birmingham

📍 Secret Space, 30-34 River Street, Digbeth B5 5SA

🗓 Sunday 27th September 12pm – 5pm
🖤 Alternative Artisans empowers distinctive craftspeople who dare to be different.

Please note:
Event dates and details may be subject to change. I’ll keep this page updated with the latest information.