✨ See the Sass in Person

Markets, mayhem, and handmade china that says what you’re thinking. Catch me at the UK’s best indie markets, craft fairs, and gloriously sweary events.

“Because nothing says ‘holier-than-thou’

like a plate that’s said worse.”

“Catch me in the wild.

I’ll be the one swearing at crockery.”

📩 Want Me to Crash Your Event?

I bring the china, the sass, and dangerously enthusiastic attitude to markets, fairs, and festivals.

Hit the contact button and give us your event details.

✨Hinckley Indie Market

📍 Britannia Shopping Centre
🗓 Sunday 25th January 10am – 3pm
✨ Indie makers, good vibes, excellent people-watching.

😈 Alternative Artisans

📍 Secret Space, Digbeth, Birmingham
🗓 Sunday 8th February 12 – 5pm
🔥 Alt makers, adult humour, zero beige allowed. 18+

🌈Brokeback Deviants Market

📍 Komedia, 44-47 Gardener Street, Brighton
🗓 Sunday 15th February 10.30am – 4pm
💥 Loud, proud, and absolutely not for the easily offended.

✨Hinckley Indie Market

📍 Britannia Shopping Centre
🗓 Sunday 22nd February 10am – 3pm
✨ Indie makers, good vibes, excellent people-watching.

🦇Derby Dracula CIC - Gothic Market

📍 The Quad, Derby
🗓 Saturday 28th February/ Sunday 1st March 10am – 4pm
🖤 Two days of gothic chaos, dark humour, and excellent people.

✨East Mids Market

📍 Whaley Thorns & Langwith Village Hall, Portland Road, NG20 9EZ
🗓 Saturday 7th March 10am – 2pm
🌿 Small but mighty — always a lovely one.

🔥DV8 Bazaar

📍 Hartlip, Sittingbourne, Kent
🗓 Sunday 29th March 11am – 4pm
💀 Alt, arty, and always a good time.

This is just a taster of the events I’ll be at this year.

Some pieces are created exclusively for in-person markets and won’t appear on the website.

😈 Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar

📍 The Nightingale Club, Kent Street, Birmingham
🗓 Saturday 14th March 12 – 5pm
💀 Alt makers, kink, zero beige allowed. 18+

😈 Hex Leeds Market

📍 Left Bank, Cardigan Road, Burley, Leeds LS6 1SJ
🗓 Sunday 22nd March 6 – 10pm
💀 Alt makers, kink, zero beige allowed. 18+

😈 Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar

📍 The Nightingale Club, Kent Street, Birmingham
🗓 Saturday 11th April 12 – 5pm
💀 Alt makers, kink, zero beige allowed. 18+

✨The Garage Vintage Market

📍 The Garage, Chilwell, Nottingham NG9 4AJ

🗓 Sunday 12th April 10am – 2pm
✨ Indie makers, & vintage, good vibes, excellent people-watching.

😈 Naughty Night Market

📍 Southside, Colegrave Street, Lincoln LN5 8DW
🗓 Sunday 8th March 6 – 9pm
💀 Alt makers, kink, zero beige allowed. 18+

✨Tamworth Indie Market

📍 Ankerside Shopping Centre
🗓 Saturday 11th April 9am – 5pm
✨ Indie makers, good vibes, excellent people-watching.

🦇Bristol Alternative Market

📍 Priory Visitor Centre, 6 Priory Row, Coventry
🗓 Saturday 18th April 11am – 4pm
🖤 An Inclusive event by the alt community FOR the alt community