✨ See the Sass in Person

Markets, mayhem, and handmade china that says what you’re thinking. Catch me at the UK’s best indie markets, craft fairs, and gloriously sweary events.

🛍 Hinckley Indie Market

📍 Market Place & The Borough, Hinckley LE10 1NU
🗓 Sunday 28th September, 10am – 3pm
✨ Local makers, indie treasures, sweary china included.

🎨 Middleton Artisan Fair

📍 Middleton Hall & Gardens, Tamworth B78 2AE
🗓 Saturday 11th October, 10am – 4pm
✨ Handmade, local, and just a bit sweary.

🎃 Get Crafted – Halloween Market

📍 Firebug Bar, Leicester LE1 5JN
🗓 Sunday 26th October, 12pm – 5pm
✨ Indie makers, strong drinks & handmade horror.
🎟 Free Entry | 10 Makers Only

“Because nothing says ‘holier-than-thou’

like a plate that’s said worse.”

“Smaller plates. Bigger statements.

Custom orders always available — if you dare.”

“Catch me in the wild.

I’ll be the one swearing at crockery.”

📩 Want Me to Crash Your Event?

I bring the china, the sass, and dangerously enthusiastic attitude to markets, fairs, and festivals.

Hit the contact button and give us your event details.

From Birmingham to Banbury, Leicester to Leamington — I bring sarcastic ceramic chaos to the UK’s most fabulous markets.

🖤 Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar – Gods & Goddesses

📍 The Nightingale Nightclub, Kent Street, Birmingham B5 6RD
🗓 Sunday 21st September, 11am – 5pm
✨ Divine sass, pagan vibes, and plenty of filth.

🦇 Forest Dark Art Collective – Halloween Market

📍 Derby Market Hall, Tenant St, Derby DE1 2DB
🗓 Sat 1st Nov, 9am – 4pm & Sun 2nd Nov, 10am – 3pm
✨ Dark vibes, gothic finds, sass guaranteed.

🖤 Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar – Leather & Latex Special

📍 The Nightingale Nightclub, Kent Street, Birmingham B5 6RD
🗓 Sunday 16th November, 11am – 5pm
✨ Alt market energy in leather, latex & sass.

🌑 Alternative Artisan Market

📍 Secret Space, 30–34 River Street, Birmingham B5 5SA
🗓 Saturday 23rd November, 10am – 4pm
✨ Indie makers, zero beige, all sass.

🎄 Morbid Makers Christmas Market

📍 Oddfellows Hall, 17 Greengate St, Stafford ST16 2HP
🗓 Saturday 29th November, 10am – 5pm
✨ Festive spirit with a spooky twist.

✨ Middleton Christmas Artisan Fair

📍 Middleton Hall & Gardens, Tamworth B78 2AE
🗓 Saturday 6th December, 10am – 4pm
✨ Seasonal sass in a historic setting.