✨ See the Sass in Person

Markets, mayhem, and handmade china that says what you’re thinking. Catch me at the UK’s best indie markets, craft fairs, and gloriously sweary events.

“Because nothing says ‘holier-than-thou’

like a plate that’s said worse.”

“Smaller plates. Bigger statements.

Custom orders always available — if you dare.”

“Catch me in the wild.

I’ll be the one swearing at crockery.”

📩 Want Me to Crash Your Event?

I bring the china, the sass, and dangerously enthusiastic attitude to markets, fairs, and festivals.

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🎄 Christmas Market

📍 Royal Pump Rooms, Leamington Spa
🗓 Saturday 13th December 11am – 4pm
✨ Seasonal sass in a historic setting.

🎄 Pitches Christmas Market

📍 The Hub at St Mary's, Lichfield
🗓 Sunday 14th December 10am – 3pm
✨ Seasonal sass in a historic setting.

This page is having a little nap… 2026 events are on the way!

I’m now booking my markets and alternative events for next year — once the dates are locked in, they’ll appear here like magic (or like a plate I’ve sworn at for 20 minutes).

Expect fresh sass, new collections, exclusive designs and my usual ability to overshare in public.
2026 is shaping up to be a wild one — new venues, new themes, and a few exciting collabs already brewing.

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✨ Check back soon, you glorious gremlins. The best is yet to come.