For Book Lovers (With Dirty Minds)

Welcome to the Book Lovers collection — where vintage china meets wicked wordplay. This is the perfect corner of Swears of Joy for readers who love their stories spicy, their humour clever, and their décor just a little bit chaotic. Every piece in this collection is handmade, one-of-a-kind and created from carefully chosen vintage china, matched with phrases that celebrate the joy, drama and downright filth that bookworms secretly adore.

Whether you’re into dark academia, romance that definitely isn’t “just a little steamy,” or you simply want a plate that tells people to fuck off while you’re reading, you’ll find something that speaks your language. These pieces make brilliant gifts for book-obsessed friends, partners who hoard paperbacks, or anyone who reads smut like it’s fine literature.

There are no repeats, no remakes and no restocks — once a plate is gone, it’s gone for good. So grab your favourite before someone else with excellent taste claims it.

Prefer something a little naughtier? Explore the XXX Rated Sass collection.