The House Safe...

Every house has one.

Some keep jewellery.

Some keep family heirlooms.

Ours keeps the C Bomb.

Hidden away behind the combination lock, you'll find Swears of Joy's boldest collection, where one of the most versatile words in the English language meets the prettiest vintage china your Nan ever owned.

Every piece is one of a kind. Vintage china chosen because it deserved another chapter, then paired with the word that makes some people laugh, some people gasp and some people pretend they're not secretly smiling.

Whether you're looking for a statement plate or a mischievous trinket, this is the collection for people who appreciate beautiful vintage china, sharp humour and a well-placed C-word.

If you've found the House Safe...

...you're definitely one of my people.