Custom Sass - Make it personal

Got something sweary, sassy, or sentimental in mind?

I take custom orders on 6–7 inch vintage plates — your phrase, your vibe, my hands (and occasional profanity).
You can choose up to five words and one image idea, and I’ll work my magic on a piece that’s totally one of a kind.

Say What You Really Mean

Whether it’s a private joke, an insult in disguise, or a message designed to horrify the in-laws — I’m absolutely here for it.

Make It Personal

Fill out the form below with your idea, and I’ll get back to you with availability and a quote. Simple, sweary, sorted.

I only take on a handful each month, so if you’re planning a gift or occasion, don’t wait too long. Once they’re gone, they’re fucking gone.

Custom Orders

P.S. While I fully support your right to say “fuck” with flair, I don’t make anything hateful, cruel, or discriminatory.
There’s a difference between cheeky and shitty — and I know where the line is.
(Unless you’re a Karen. Then all bets are off. Kidding. Mostly.)