Medium Plates – Just the Right Size for Maximum Sass & Swears

Welcome to the Medium Plates collection — the beating heart of Swears of Joy. These are the plates that start conversations, cause snorts of laughter at markets, and turn polite vintage china into something far more honest, cheeky and full of personality. Each medium plate begins as a carefully sourced piece of vintage china, chosen for its florals, borders or artwork. Then comes the transformation: a sweary phrase, a sarcastic truth or a bold declaration that gives the plate a whole new life.

Every piece is handmade and completely one-of-a-kind — no repeats, no remakes, no “just do that one again.” Whether you’re looking for feminist sass, filthy humour, wholesome chaos or something that would absolutely horrify your Nan, you’ll find it here. These plates make perfect statement décor, unforgettable gifts, or beautifully unhinged additions to any gallery wall.

If a design speaks to you, grab it while you can. Once a plate finds its forever home, that exact version will never exist again.

Prefer something larger or more decorative? Explore the Vintage Picture Plates collection