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Privacy Policy

Your Privacy:
I care about your data almost as much as I care about my plates.

What I collect:

  • Your name, address, and email (when you order or sign up)

  • Payment info (securely handled via Stripe or PayPal — I never see your card details)

  • Cookie info (basic analytics so I know what pages people like)

What I do with it:

  • Process your orders

  • Send occasional cheeky email updates (if you sign up — and you can unsubscribe any time)

What I won’t do:

  • Spam you

  • Sell your info

  • Be weird about your data

If you want your data removed, email me. Simple.

Any other questions? Just shout - [contact me here]