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Your Privacy:
I care about your data almost as much as I care about my plates.
What I collect:
Your name, address, and email (when you order or sign up)
Payment info (securely handled via Stripe or PayPal — I never see your card details)
Cookie info (basic analytics so I know what pages people like)
What I do with it:
Process your orders
Send occasional cheeky email updates (if you sign up — and you can unsubscribe any time)
What I won’t do:
Spam you
Sell your info
Be weird about your data
If you want your data removed, email me. Simple.
Any other questions? Just shout - [contact me here]
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