Small & Sweary -Tiny, Rude &Completely Unique

Welcome to the Small & Sweary collection — the tiny terrors of Swears of Joy. These trinket dishes, pots and miniature vintage treasures may be small in size, but they pack a glorious punch. Each one is handmade, completely one-of-a-kind and designed to bring a cheeky grin (or a shocked snort) to anyone who spots them on a dressing table, desk, windowsill or bedside cabinet.

Every piece begins as reclaimed vintage china, carefully chosen for its shape, florals or character. Then comes the sass: bold phrases, filthy humour and unapologetic attitude — the kind that definitely doesn’t belong on your Nan’s tea set. These make brilliant little gifts for friends, perfect ‘just because’ treats, or tiny daily reminders that life is more fun when you swear at it.

No repeats. No remakes. Once a sweary trinket has found its forever home, that exact design will never exist again. So if one makes you laugh, grab it while you can — someone else with equally chaotic taste is probably eyeing it up too.

Looking for full-size chaos? Explore the Vintage Picture Plates collection.