XXX Rated Sass China– Not Safe for Work, Weddings, or Weak Stomachs

Welcome to the XXX Rated Sass collection — the filthiest corner of Swears of Joy. This is where the classy meets the downright chaotic, and where vintage china gets a deliciously rude makeover. Every single piece is handmade, one-of-a-kind, and created for adults who love their humour bold, unapologetic and a little bit unhinged. Nothing here is mass-produced, nothing is repeated, and once a plate or trinket is gone, it’s gone forever.

From cheeky phrases to full-on filthy declarations, each design is carefully matched to vintage china that deserves a second life with attitude. These pieces make perfect gifts for friends with a wicked sense of humour, partners who appreciate something naughtier than socks, or for yourself… because self-care can absolutely involve buying a plate that tells the truth.

Explore the collection, find the piece that speaks filth to your soul, and grab it while you can. Your Nan absolutely wouldn’t approve — which is exactly why you need it.

Looking for something cheeky but less X-rated? Explore the Too Glam To Give A Damn collection.