Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Tis The Season - Pearl White Heart Bauble

For Sex, Drugs & Sausage Rolls

£10.00

Out of stock

Forget goodwill to all men — this bauble knows what Christmas is really about. On a pearl white heart, sealed, and finished with a festive ribbon, it reads: ’Tis the Season for Sex, Drugs & Sausage Rolls. Naughty, unapologetic, and absolutely party-ready.

🎁 Ceramic heart bauble, approx. 11cm
✨ One-of-a-kind – no repeats
🤍  Hand painted Pearl white finish, sealed & ready to hang
🎄 Festive ribbon attached
🚫 Decorative only – not food safe