Santa's Little Slut - Vintage Picture Plate
Mistletoe’s not for manners
£20.00
Out of stock
Wrapped up in red, holding mistletoe, this teddy bear isn’t here for cuddles. A one-of-a-kind vintage china plate that flips Christmas cute into festive filth. Perfect for alt-season decor, cheeky gifting, or anyone who thinks mistletoe traditions could do with more tongue. Strictly decorative — no snacks, just sass.
🧸 Vintage china, hand-altered
🙅 Strictly decorative – not food safe
🖤 One-of-a-kind, no repeats
📦 Ready to ship worldwide