Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

New Plan: Fuck It - Vintage China Plate

It's Christmas

£16.00

Out of stock

When all else fails, pour another drink. This medium vintage plate is trimmed with delicate florals but screams holiday truth: New Plan: Fuck It! It’s Christmas. Perfect for festive chaos, coping strategies, or just making Nan choke on her mince pie.

🍽️ Vintage china plate (approx. 6in)
✨ One-of-a-kind – no repeats, no restocks
🎨 Hand-altered with decal & sealed for sass
🚫 Decorative only – not food safe