Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Festive - Vintage China Plate
As Fuck
£16.00
Out of stock
For when subtle just won’t cut it. This medium vintage plate is trimmed with delicate florals, but the centre screams the truth: Festive As Fuck. Finished with a holly wreath decal, it’s the sweary showpiece your Christmas table (and Nan’s nerves) never saw coming.
🍽️ Wedgwood vintage china plate
✨ One-of-a-kind – no repeats, no restocks
🎨 Hand-altered with decal & sealed for sass
🚫 Decorative only – not food safe
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