Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

ELF Can Fuck Off - Silver Star Bauble
£10.00
Out of stock
Move over, Buddy — this bauble has had enough of Christmas cheer. Shaped like a silver star and sealed with sass, it proudly declares: Elf Can Fuck Off. Perfect for anyone who’s had it with tinsel, jingles, and overenthusiastic elves.
🎁 Ceramic star bauble, approx. 12cm
✨ One-of-a-kind – no repeats
⭐ Hand painted silver finish, sealed & ready to hang
🎄 Festive ribbon attached
🚫 Decorative only – not food safe
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