Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Christmas Slut - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Unwrap something a little less wholesome this year. This vintage medium plate features a cheeky pin-up lounging in a present box with the words Christmas Slut wrapped around the rim. Bold, brassy, and guaranteed to scandalise the dinner table.
🍽️ Medium vintage plate (approx. 19cm)
✨ One-of-a-kind – no repeats, no restocks
🎨 Hand-altered with decal & sealed for sass
🚫 Decorative only – not food safe
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