Welcome to the tea party. I am the main event - Vintage China Plate
NPD
£16.00
Out of stock
Because who else would steal the spotlight?
This decorative fine bone china plate features a Victorian-style mirror and a phrase that says what you were already thinking:
“Welcome to the tea party. I am the main event.”
Designed for those with main character energy, delusions of grandeur, or just a sprinkle of undiagnosed NPD. Let’s be honest — the world would be dull without you.
🪞 Vintage-style handheld mirror graphic — a reflection of pure magnificence
🖋️ Hand-applied phrase: “Welcome to the tea party. I am the main event”
🚫 Not food safe — this dish is for serving ego, not hors d'oeuvres
🦚 One of a kind — just like your sense of self (and rightly so)
🖼️ Perfect for pride of place — throne room, hallway, altar, etc.