Small Vases – Elegant Shapes, Inappropriate Statements

These vintage vases may be small (no taller than 16cm), but they pack a serious punch. Whether you’re showing off dried flowers or just offending guests with flair, each one has been thrifted, repurposed, and sweary-fied by hand.

What makes them special:

• Original vintage porcelain, glass, or fine bone china

• Hand-finished designs — blame me, not the vase

• One-of-a-kind and slightly unhinged

• Perfect for gifts, shelves, or making floristry fun again

Place one on a hallway table, pop it in the loo, or gift it to your plant-obsessed mate with the filthiest mouth you know.
Delicate. Dangerous. Display-ready.