Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Trinkets & Dishes – Tiny, Rude &Completely Unique

From dainty Wedgwood pots to fine bone china dishes, this is where vintage charm gets a foul-mouthed makeover. Each piece is thrifted, scrubbed up, and given a brand-new personality — one that definitely swears under its breath.

What makes them special:

  • All original vintage china

  • Every item repurposed and hand-finished

  • Subtle? Occasionally. Sweary? Always.

  • Absolutely one of a kind — even when the message repeats

Whether it’s a heart-shaped box that politely tells you to piss off, or a ring dish that reminds you you’re Classy As Fuck, these little beauties are the polite way to be rude.Perfect for jewellery, keys, cotton buds, secrets, or just sitting there looking fabulous and vaguely threatening.