Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Trinkets & Dishes – Tiny, Rude &Completely Unique
From dainty Wedgwood pots to fine bone china dishes, this is where vintage charm gets a foul-mouthed makeover. Each piece is thrifted, scrubbed up, and given a brand-new personality — one that definitely swears under its breath.
What makes them special:
All original vintage china
Every item repurposed and hand-finished
Subtle? Occasionally. Sweary? Always.
Absolutely one of a kind — even when the message repeats
Whether it’s a heart-shaped box that politely tells you to piss off, or a ring dish that reminds you you’re Classy As Fuck, these little beauties are the polite way to be rude.Perfect for jewellery, keys, cotton buds, secrets, or just sitting there looking fabulous and vaguely threatening.
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Handmade in the UK. One piece at a time.
Delicate. Disobedient. Delightfully rude.
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