Dead. Decorative.
Not here to please your Nan — unless she swears at ghosts.

A new kind of darkness is brewing:
One-of-a-kind vintage china, dug up and disrespected with sass, scandal, and a frankly alarming number of bats.

🕯️ Spooky? A bit.
💀 Sweary? Without apology.
🎃 Seasonal? Only if Halloween moved in, redecorated, and never left.

The resurrection begins Thursday 31st July.
No repeats. No restocks. Just one-off haunted homeware for weirdos with taste.

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Drop your email in the footer like a stylish ghost slipping into your DMs. 👻

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