Dead. Decorative.
Not here to please your Nan — unless she swears at ghosts.

🖤 Now officially risen... and refusing to rest in peace.

Welcome to the dark side of vintage china — where floral edges meet filthy phrases, and no plate is safe from the afterlife of sarcasm.

🕯️ Spooky? A little.
💀 Sweary? Of course.
🎃 Seasonal? Let’s just say Halloween is now a year-round tenant.

Each piece in this collection is a one-off — hand-thrifted, altered with sass, and sealed with just enough darkness to upset your in-laws. Once it’s sold, it’s gone for good. No twins. No restocks. No regrets.

Stock is now live (unless you’re reading this too late... boo).
Tap through, pick your favourite, and decorate like the chaotic little crypt-keeper you are.

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