Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Medium Plates – Just the Right Size for Maximum Swearing

Not too big, not too small — just perfectly profane. These medium-sized beauties mix vintage charm with unapologetic filth, making them ideal for kitchen shelves, gallery walls, or casually offending your in-laws during tea time.

Delicate florals, gold trim, and language that would make your Nan clutch her pearls — all in one unholy little package.

Unexpected. Unapologetic. Utterly display-worthy.