Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Mild Mannered - Polite on the Outside, Savage on the Shelf.
They may look polite, but don’t let the florals fool you.
This is our collection of quietly savage, sweetly sharp, and ever-so-gently offensive china.
Think passive-aggressive house guest hints, cheeky conversation enders, and silent screams of social discomfort — all wrapped in dainty blooms and gold trim.
Perfect for the host who’s had enough, the gift-giver who knows exactly what they’re doing, or anyone who enjoys their sarcasm with a side of vintage elegance.
Beautiful. Brutal. Mildly mannered.
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Handmade in the UK. One piece at a time.
Delicate. Disobedient. Delightfully rude.
What would your Nan say?
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