Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Mild Mannered - Polite on the Outside, Savage on the Shelf.

They may look polite, but don’t let the florals fool you.

This is our collection of quietly savage, sweetly sharp, and ever-so-gently offensive china.
Think passive-aggressive house guest hints, cheeky conversation enders, and silent screams of social discomfort — all wrapped in dainty blooms and gold trim.

Perfect for the host who’s had enough, the gift-giver who knows exactly what they’re doing, or anyone who enjoys their sarcasm with a side of vintage elegance.

Beautiful. Brutal. Mildly mannered.