Where to Find Me (and My Saucy Ceramics)

Markets, mayhem, and handmade china that say what you're thinking.

I’ll be popping up at some of the UK’s best indie markets, craft fairs, and gloriously inappropriate events with my handmade sweary china in tow.”

🖤 Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar

📍 Nightingale Club, Kent St. Birmingham B5 6RD
🗓 Sunday, July 20th, 2025 | 11AM–5PM

I'm bringing six event-exclusive plates that are far too filthy for the website.
Think vintage florals… with very adult intentions.
You’ll want to see them in person — just maybe not with your mum.
Available only at BBB, and only while they last.
(Let’s just say they’re decorative, not safe for dinner parties.)

🛍️ Nuneaton Indie Market

📍 Market Place, Nuneaton CV11 4EG
🗓 Sunday, August 3rd 2025 | 10.00AM–4PM

Bringing my finely curated collection of decorative bad decisions to the heart of Nuneaton.
Expect vintage florals with absolutely no moral compass, and handmade gifts for people who hate everyone — but stylishly.
Come for the swears, stay for the emotional damage (served on porcelain).

🛍️ East Mids Market

📍 Whaley Thorns & Langwith Village Hall, NG20 9EZ
🗓 Saturday August 23rd 2025 | 12.00PM–6PM

I’m bringing my scandalous ceramics to Whaley Thorns & Langwith — because nothing says “independent maker” like a vintage plate that calls you out.
Expect sweary sass, inappropriate trinkets, and a few pieces so cheeky they might get me escorted from the venue.
Come early. The china tend's to misbehave and sell its self.

🛍️ Hinckley Indie Market

📍 Hinckley Town Centre, LE10 1NU
🗓 Sunday August 31st 2025 | 10.00AM–3PM

Your Nan’s favourite china pattern — if your Nan had unresolved rage and a filthy sense of humour.
I’ll be parked up in Hinckley with a full table of gloriously sweary ceramics, plus a few “who hurt you?” one-offs.
Bring mates, bring cash, and don’t forget your impulse control.

🍂 Crafters Market – Royal Leamington Spa (Autumn Fair)

📍 Royal Pump Rooms, Parade, Leamington Spa CV32 4AA
🗓 Saturday, September 6th, 2025 | 11AM–4PM

I’ll be holding court at the Royal Pump Rooms — but don’t worry, my plates are far too inappropriate for a coronation.
Expect scandalous ceramics with vintage flair, handmade sass, and a few pieces even King Charles might side-eye.
Come for the decor, stay for the disrespect. (No royal etiquette required.)

🧵 Banbury Artisan Craft Fair

📍 Market Place, Banbury, OX16 5PQ
🗓 Sunday, September 7th, 2025 | 10AM–4PM

Serving up vintage sass and handmade passive-aggression in the heart of Banbury.
I'll be joining a curated crowd of makers with a stall full of not-so-innocent floral ceramics — perfect for your best friend, worst enemy, or deeply inappropriate aunt.
Warning: side-eye likely. Swearing guaranteed. And yes, they’re still decorative only.

🎃 Get Crafted – Halloween Market

📍 Firebug Bar, Leicester LE1 5JN
🗓 Saturday, October 26th, 2025 | 12PM–5PM
🎟 Free Entry | 10 Makers Only

A spooky little gathering of indie makers, strong drinks, and gloriously unhinged gifts — aka, my natural habitat.
I’ll be haunting Firebug with a selection of decorative plates that are more trick than treat, plus some one-off Halloween sass you won’t find online.
Come for the handmade horror. Stay for the booze. Buy a plate that would definitely get you cursed in a church.

“Because nothing says ‘holier-than-thou’

like a plate that’s said worse.”

“Smaller plates. Bigger statements.

Custom orders always available — if you dare.”

“Catch me in the wild.

I’ll be the one swearing at crockery.”

📩 Want Me to Crash Your Event?

I bring the china, the sass, and dangerously enthusiastic attitude to markets, fairs, and festivals.

Hit the contact button and give us your event details.

From Birmingham to Banbury, Leicester to Leamington — I bring sarcastic ceramic chaos to the UK’s most fabulous markets.