Serving Mania & Meltdowns - Vintage China Plate
Would you like sugar? Bipolar Affective Disorder
£16.00
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Delicate on the outside. Cracked by design. Still serving.
This isn’t your average tea plate — it’s therapy in china form.
The added crack detailing isn’t a flaw; it’s a badge of survival. In the middle:
“Serving mania & meltdowns. Would you like sugar?” — because sometimes, functioning looks a little chaotic and still bloody generous.
Whether you’re high-functioning, low-functioning, or just functioning with flair, this plate gets it — and it pours the tea anyway.
🍽️ Fine bone china with mauve polka dots
🕳️ Crack detailing added by hand — because not all damage needs fixing
🖋️ Phrase applied by hand — one of a kind
🚫 Not food safe — this one serves emotional realness only
☕ For those navigating the highs, the lows, and the weird bits in between
💥 Perfectly imperfect — built to hold space, not snacks