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Putting pen to paper & bitches in their place - Picture Plate
Wedgwood Collectors Plate
£20.00
Out of stock
She writes with elegance, edits with rage, and signs her name like a curse. This plate is for the poetic assassins, the journal-keepers of grudge-fuelled glory, and every woman who’s ever used prose as payback.
Perfect for writers, word witches, or that friend who weaponises their Goodreads reviews.
✨ One-off vintage collector’s plate — as rare and ruthless as a well-placed comma
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — hand-applied, sass-infused, and zero heat used
🪄 Comes with its original box and certificate — for extra literary gravitas
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — for ladies who rewrite the narrative and the nemesis
Size: Approx. 8 inches
Care: Not food safe. Strictly decorative. Use only for passive-aggressive punctuation placement.
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