OCD - Vintage China Plate
It's Not A Ritual, It's A Fucking Lifestyle
£16.00
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Not everyone gets it. But you do. This one’s for those who feel the itch when things aren’t just so — and who know that “being particular” is a full-time mood, not a phase.
With mauve polka dots, a perfectly imperfect cutlery arrangement, and a deliberately skewed ruler (we see you twitching), this fine bone china plate calls bullshit on casual OCD jokes and says it loud: “It’s not a ritual, it’s a fucking lifestyle.”
Because it’s not about being neat — it’s about needing it to feel right. And that’s valid.
🍽️ Fine bone china with mauve polka dots
🔪 Custom cutlery design — ruler included, just off-centre enough to bother you
🖐️ Phrase applied by hand — no mass production here
🚫 Not food safe — decorative use only
🌀 One of a kind — because your kind of order is unique
🧠 Neurospicy vibes only — this isn’t a punchline, it’s a plate with power