Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Mum, Thanks for making me the – Mother’s Day Nursery Picture Plate
Proper Fucking Lady I am today.
£20.00
Out of stock
Mums don’t just raise children…
they raise icons.
This adorable nursery-style vintage picture plate features the phrase:
“Mum, Thanks for making me the proper fucking lady I am today”
It’s the perfect Mother’s Day gift for the mum who taught you:
manners (sort of)
confidence (definitely)
and how to survive life with the correct amount of sass.
Because yes — you’re a lady…
just one with a slightly spicier vocabulary. 😌💋
🖼️ Design: Nursery-style bedtime illustration with phrase
“Mum, Thanks for making me the proper fucking lady I am today”💎 Material: Vintage china plate
🧡 Hand-altered: Upcycled & designed by Swears of Joy
🧿 One-of-a-kind: Completely unique — no restocks, no repeats
🎁 Perfect for: Mother’s Day, mum birthdays, or a cheeky gift that says “you raised this”
🏡 Use: Decorative only — ideal for gallery walls, shelves, bedrooms or cosy home styling
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