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More Loyal Than Your Ex - Vintage Picture Plate
For the dog devotee
£20.00
Out of stock
Three well-behaved Yorkshire terriers. A straw hat. A pastel cushion. And a brutal truth:
More loyal than your ex."
This one-of-a-kind vintage plate captures a peaceful garden bench moment—with a side of romantic trauma. Featuring an idyllic leafy scene and hand-finished text, it’s ideal for dog lovers, serial ghosters, or your mate who still brings up what’s-his-name.
Original dog artwork + hand-applied typography
For display only. Not microwave or dishwasher safe.
One-off vintage plate, hand-embellished
Warning: Comes with a dose of sass.
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