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Mansplaining Detected – Terminating Conversation – Vintage Floral China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Conversation ended. Peace restored.
This vintage floral china plate features the phrase Mansplaining Detected – Terminating Conversation in a muted rose serif font, carefully chosen to complement the plate’s original floral palette. The clean typography and balanced spacing give the message calm authority, allowing it to read as a decision rather than a reaction.
It’s a piece about boundaries, clarity, and knowing exactly when to disengage.
A one-of-a-kind Swears of Joy piece, created using rescued vintage china and unapologetic truth.
🌸 Genuine vintage floral china plate
🎨 Hand-finished, one-of-a-kind design
🚫 Decorative use only (not food safe)
🌹 Features rose serif typography matched to original floral detailing
🖐️ No repeats, no restocks — once it’s gone, it’s gone
📦 Carefully packaged for safe postage/shipping
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