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I swear on my dog, I will lose my shit - Picture plate
Wedgwood Collectors Plate
£20.00
Out of stock
For the canine-devoted queens whose tolerance is low and standards are high. This porcelain stunner is for the ones who’d die for their dog but catch a case if you test them before caffeine.
Equal parts angelic and unhinged — just like every dog mum who’s been pushed one chew too far.
✨ One-off vintage collector’s plate — unique, just like your bark-before-bullshit energy
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — lovingly applied by hand, no heat, just attitude
🪄 Comes with original Wedgwood box + certificate — because pedigree matters
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — for the loyal, the loving, and the one who's this close to snapping
Size: Approx. 8 inches
Care: Not food safe. Strictly decorative. May bite if provoked.
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