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I came, I worried, I overthought everything, then I left! - Vintage China Plate
Anxiety
£16.00
Out of stock
A plate that’s as dizzying as your mind — in the best way.
This one-of-a-kind fine bone china plate features a spinning top — a playful but painfully accurate representation of anxious brains doing their thing: spiralling. At the centre is the brutally honest truth:
“I came, I worried, I overthought everything, then I left.”
It’s the story of your life in one sentence — showing up with the best of intentions, second-guessing every word, and ghosting before you even get comfy.
A perfect piece for anyone who's mastered the art of worrying about worrying.
🎠 Whimsical spinning top design — the perfect metaphor for your brain on anxiety
🖋️ Hand-applied phrase: “I came, I worried, I overthought everything, then I left”
🚫 Not food safe — for decorative display only (no panic-snacking allowed)
🧠 One of a kind — just like your overthinking spiral
🎁 Ideal for gifting to fellow anxious legends or hanging where your thoughts can't miss it
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