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I came, I saw, I got distracted and fucked off - Vintage China Plate
ADHD
£16.00
Out of stock
Frog on a mission… or maybe not.
This one’s for the beautifully chaotic minds — the ones that start a task, open five tabs, remember the laundry, and somehow end up reorganising their spice rack at 2am.
A vintage china plate with a frog who looks like he has "grabbed your attention (at least for a minute)” — but got a bit sidetracked. Sound familiar?
Perfect for anyone who’s ever thought “I’ll just…” and never came back.
🐸 Fine bone china with a frog who's absolutely not where he meant to be
🧠 Phrase: “I came, I saw, I got distracted and fucked off”
🖐️ Hand-applied design — not a sticker, because neither are you
❌ Not food safe (but brilliant for wall-hanging, gifting, or desk lurking)
🧩 One of a kind — just like your attention span
📏 Size: Medium plate
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