Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Dogs Welcome - Vintage China Plate
People tolerated
£16.00
Out of stock
Polite at first glance. Pet-prejudiced underneath.
This medium-sized vintage china plate is decorated with soft pink florals and a gold-trimmed edge — all in service of a very firm household policy:
“Dogs welcome. People tolerated.”
Ideal for dog lovers, guest limiters, and anyone who’s 90% sure they trust their spaniel more than most humans.
Medium-sized vintage bone china
Pink and green floral design with gold edging
One-of-a-kind and hand-altered
For decorative use only — but highly effective for deterring small talk
Charming. Chill. Slightly antisocial.
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Delicate. Disobedient. Delightfully rude.
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