BPD - Vintage China Plate
'If mood swings were a sport, I'd be a fucking Olympian'
£16.00
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Gold medal in mood swings. No training required.
This one-of-a-kind fine bone china plate features a classic gold laurel wreath — the symbol of champions — paired with the brutally honest truth:
“If my mood swings were a sport, I’d be a fucking Olympian.”
It’s a nod to the highs, lows, and everything in between — a beautiful, messy emotional landscape that deserves recognition, not ridicule.
Whether you live with BPD, or just feel everything all at once, this is your daily reminder that surviving the emotional decathlon is a bloody achievement.
🏅 Gold laurel accent — because you earned that emotional gold
🖋️ Hand-applied phrase: “If my mood swings were a sport, I’d be a fucking Olympian”
🚫 Not food safe — purely decorative (no podium snacks here)
🌪️ One of a kind — like your moods: swift, spectacular, and unpredictable
🖼️ Display it proudly — this is your emotional trophy