Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Bitch, don't test my gangster - Vintage Picture Plate
Elegance meets attitude.
£20.00
Out of stock
Elegance meets attitude.
This fine bone china plate features the bold phrase “Bitch, don’t test my gangster,” proving that you can look classy and still serve a little sass. With its striking design, this plate is a perfect reminder that you’re a force to be reckoned with — no matter how pretty the flowers are.
For those who know that grace and grit go hand in hand.
Fine bone china with a stunning floral design and fierce attitude
Hand-applied text that says exactly what you’re thinking
Not food safe — decorative only (but ready to make a statement in any room)
One of a kind, like your perfect blend of power and poise
Hang it, gift it, or display it where you need a reminder not to be messed with.
Vintage floral display plate
Care: For display only. Wiped clean if handled, and probably not in front of the in-laws
Handmade in the UK, one of a kind, possibly cursed
Join the sass list!
© Swears of Joy 2025. All rights reserved.
Handmade in the UK. One piece at a time.
Delicate. Disobedient. Delightfully rude.
What would your Nan say?
Sign up for rude news, early access to new pieces, secret sales, and the occasional swear straight to your inbox. No spam, just sass.