Welcome Picturesque As Fuck - Vintage Picture Plate
But full of bastards (edition)
£20.00
Out of stock
This plate, titled Off to the Fields (First Issue of Harvest Home), paints the perfect rural picture: a skyline with birds in flight, two cottages, a church in the distance, and every villager looking busy—or suspicious.
In the foreground, a man with a scythe chats with another leaning on a barrel. There’s a girl and her dog gazing off into nothing, and even two shire horses making an appearance. It’s lovely. Until you read the plate.
"Welcome. Picturesque as fuck, but full of bastards!”
Ideal for anyone who’s lived in a nosy village, survived parish politics, or simply enjoys floral chaos with their countryside.
Vintage display plate – with rural village scene + hand applied typography
For display only. May offend curtain twitchers.
Handmade in the UK and one of one.