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Vintage China Plate – Weird Girls Club
Vintage Medium China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
For the ones who never fit in — and stopped trying ages ago. This one-of-a-kind vintage plate is your official invitation to the Weird Girls Club: where the eyeliner’s wonky, the humour’s dark, and the décor is delightfully unhinged.
With a spooky-stylised logo straight out of a haunted yearbook and delicate florals that scream “unbothered and bewitched,” this piece belongs to the wild ones, the wordy ones, and the ones who have full conversations with their houseplants.
Display it proudly. Judgement is for basic witches.
🖤 One-of-a-kind vintage plate — no repeats, just rebellion.
🎃 Upcycled with sass and sealed with sarcasm.
Size 6/7" Approximately
Not food safe – strictly decorative (and delightfully rude)
Created by Swears of Joy
Handmade in the UK
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Delicate. Disobedient. Delightfully rude.
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