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Vintage China Plate – Quoth the bitch: Nevermore
Vintage Medium China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Dark? Yes. Moody? Always. This bold little beauty features a fierce crow who’s had absolutely enough, paired with the sass-laden phrase: “Quoth the Bitch: Nevermore.” A twisted homage to gothic poetry with a sharp swipe of sarcasm, it’s the decorative equivalent of an unbothered eye-roll in iambic pentameter.
Perched on delicate vintage florals, this plate is for the literary fiends, the aesthetic witches, and anyone who finds poetic comfort in telling people to bugger off — elegantly.
🪶 For lovers of Poe, punks, and passive-aggressive décor
🖤 Dramatic without being dusty — because florals deserve filth too
📦 Comes with plate stand, ready to display (no wall hanger attached)
💀 Original vintage plate – one-of-a-kind, just like your rage
🚫 Not safe for food, snacks, or the emotionally fragile
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