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Vintage China Plate – I See Cunts Everywhere.
Vintage Medium China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Subtle? Absolutely not. Stylish? Undeniably. This one-of-a-kind vintage plate features a ghostly portrait with the chillingly accurate phrase “I See Cunts Everywhere” — perfect for those who speak fluent side-eye and have zero time for nonsense.
Adorned with delicate florals and trimmed in gold, this piece is the ideal clash of Victorian charm and modern sass. It’s haunted house energy with a very clear message: you see through the bullshit.
Ideal for your gallery wall, mantle, or anywhere you need to set the tone with sharp wit and sharper edge.
Original vintage plate – one-of-a-kind
Size: 6/7 inch Approx
Not food safe – strictly decorative (and delightfully rude)
Created by Swears of Joy
Handmade in the UK
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