Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive
Behind each piece of furniture is something a little different.
Elegant bone china mugs with filthy mouths, vintage bone china plates with rebellious thoughts, and small treasures that were never meant to behave.
Go on…wander through. You might find exactly what you didn't know you needed.
Rummage through the furniture - Find your kind of mischief.
Choose where to start exploring
Every piece of furniture in the House of Swears of Joy holds something different.
Plates with attitude. Mugs with filthy little secrets. Trinkets that behave badly. Statement pieces that refuse to be ignored. Or if feeling particularly brave? Unlock the House Safe for our boldest, most profane treasures.
You don't need a plan. Just curiosity.
Sweary bone china mugs with bold rude humour and vintage sass.
Handmade sweary vintage china plates with dark humour and attitude.
Statement vintage picture plates with sweary, sarcastic humour.
Dressing Table
Little vintage treasures with big personalities.
Vintage china for rule-breakers, mischief-makers, and anyone who prefers sarcasm over silence
House Safe
Unapologetically offensive sweary china, dropping C Bombs, designed for those who appreciate humour with bite.
Book Lovers
Cheeky literary humour on vintage china - perfect for readers who like their books filthy and their decor funnier.
Explicit, outrageous, and wildly inappropriate vintage china for adults with a wicked sense of humour.
Proud, bold LGBTQ+ statement china celebrating identity, individuality, and unapologetic self-expression
Statement Sideboard
One-of-a-kind vintage figurines, vases, jars and decorative china with unmistakable Swears of Joy attitude.
Display Cabinet
One-of-a-kind vintage figurines, small obscure pieces and decorative china with unmistakable Swears of Joy attitude.
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