Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

The Swears of Joy Mug Cabinet of Curiosities

Bone china mugs with strong opinions.

Welcome to the Swears of Joy Mug Cabinet of Curiosities — fine bone china mugs for people who like their homeware with attitude.

Unlike our one-of-a-kind vintage china, these are intentionally designed and produced in small, considered batches — the same unapologetic energy, just made for daily use.

From book lover mugs to bold, sweary statements, each design is created to be repeatable, collectible, and unmistakably Swears of Joy.

Tested in the wild at markets — now ready for kitchens, reading corners, studios, and questionable workspaces everywhere.

Elegant mugs. Unapologetic words.
Bone china energy — but make it sweary..

Four white bone china mugs featuring floral designs and humorous, irreverent quotes.
Four white bone china mugs featuring floral designs and humorous, irreverent quotes.

Seasonal designs change throughout the year.

Explore the cabinets

Four white bone china mugs with floral designs and funny, profane quotes on a woven placemat.
Four white bone china mugs with floral designs and funny, profane quotes on a woven placemat.
White bone china mugs with floral designs and bold profane slogans on a wooden shelf.
White bone china mugs with floral designs and bold profane slogans on a wooden shelf.
Unapologetic Filth

Bone china with a filthy mouth and zero apology.

Seasonal Botanical Sarcasm

Seasonal florals with beautifully barbed undertones.

Six white bone china mugs featuring provocative words in elegant vintage frames on a black shelf.
Six white bone china mugs featuring provocative words in elegant vintage frames on a black shelf.
Four white bone china mugs with pink spicy romance book trope quotes on a wooden table.
Four white bone china mugs with pink spicy romance book trope quotes on a wooden table.
Book Lovers

For readers, escapists, and morally complex fictional crushes.

Boudoir Energy

Elegant decadence with questionable conversational value.