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Set of Two Vintage Floral Pig Trinket Pots – “Pay” & “Roast?”
Charming floral pig-shaped Trinket Pots
£25.00
Out of stock
Double the florals, double the filth. These two vintage pig trinket pots come as a set — and while they might look all innocent with their rose motifs and golden accents, lift the lids and it’s another story.
One gives you a soft golden stare and quietly whispers Pay. The other? A smutty little double act with Spit in the top and Roast? in the bottom.
Each one is a one-off piece of fine bone china, lovingly upcycled and finished with a waterslide decal. Sweet on the outside, sassy as hell on the inside.
Sold as a set
Genuine vintage bone china
Waterslide decal lettering (not vinyl)
Gilded detailing on eyes, ears, and tails
Strictly decorative – not food safe, not water resistant
Because... obviously.
You’ll never find another pair like them.
Note: Due to their vintage nature, slight signs of age may be present. That’s part of their charm.
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