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Dish of Despair – Vintage Trinket Dish
Royal Albert - Old Country Rose
£10.00
Out of stock
The perfect resting place for jewellery, regrets, or your last shred of emotional stability.
This heart-shaped trinket dish by Royal Albert features the classic Old Country Roses design — all rich reds, gold trim, and vintage romance. But in the centre of all that delicate floral drama? The phrase “Dish of Despair”, because let’s be honest: even your earrings are a little sad sometimes.
Fine bone china, genuine Royal Albert
Measures approx. [insert size if you'd like]
Heart-shaped, because irony is everything
One of a kind – no do-overs
Not food safe, unless you're eating your feelings
Perfect for bedside tables, gift-giving, or giving up — with grace.
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