Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Zero 'Fork' Given - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
For when your give-a-fork levels are dangerously low and you want the world to know. This vintage plate features a beautifully illustrated fork and a big helping of sass. A passive-aggressive masterpiece that politely tells people to take their drama elsewhere — preferably with actual cutlery.
Whether it's for your kitchen, gallery wall, or office desk (if you're brave), this plate does all the talking so you don’t have to. Serve vibes, not spoons.
🖤 One-of-a-kind vintage china, carefully thrifted and gloriously reborn
🖤 Waterslide decals applied by hand and sealed with sass
🖤 Decorative only — not food safe, dishwasher safe, or emotionally available
🖤 Approx. size: 6/7 Inches Medium plate
🖤 Made with equal parts sarcasm and cottagecore chao
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